ROYAL NUMBER TWO ????????

Royal Number Two ????????

Royal Number Two ????????

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This here's the grand dump of all time! It's so massive, it could probably feed a whole village of deprived monkeys. The aroma is unbearable, and the hue is a vibrant green. I reckon this miracle deserves a royal trophy.

Mini Nugget Special ????????

OMG! We gotta check out this sweet Little Nugget Special! It's so cute, it'll steal your heart. Seriously, this little nugget is packed flavor and totally worth the hype. Grab yours now they're gone! You won't be sorry

Mental Bird & Mate Pack ????????????

Yo, dudes and dudettes! Get ready to unleash your inner avian wild with the Mental Bird & Mate Pack! This ain't your grandma's birdwatching club, homie. We're talking legendary adventures, smooth moments with your wingman, and enough booze to fuel a flock of eagles. ???????????? Think you can handle the madness?

Join us for games that'll test your limits, jokes that'll have you howling with laughter, and memories golden enough to last a lifetime. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to break free.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your buds, pre-game like champs, and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! The Mental Bird & Mate Pack awaits!

Smokes & Chico for the Legends ????????????

Yo, what's up, legends? We gotta keep it real/get lit/vibe chill, you know what I'm sayin'? Grab your blunt/Puff that pipe/Hit that swisher with some smooth Chico chocolate. It's a match made in heaven/The ultimate combo/Pure fire. That sweet, melty flavor compliments/goes perfectly with/matches the smoothness/buzz/kick of your smokes. You won't regret it!

A Festering Feast Vol. 1 ????????

Yo, get ready to splat your eyeballs check here on this, cuz we're droppin' the hottest dump collection to ever hit the tube. We're talkin' luscious briquettes that'll make ya wanna groan. This ain't your momma's bathroom break, folks. This is the king of all clumps.

  • Brace yourself for a gastronomical experience that'll leave ya squealin'.
  • Warning: this ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' next-level stinky goodness here.
  • Get your eyepatch ready, cuz these beauties are gonna need a close gazing.

Score your copy today and join the doodie devotees. You won't regret it. (But maybe you will.)

Turd Day Brunch: Chico Edition ☕????

Get ready to celebrate at the most wicked brunch in Chico! It's Turd Day, baby, and we're worshipping all things brown with a spread that will gross you out. Think poopcicle cocktails, mountains of doodie delights food, and a DJ spinning poop jams. Don't be a poop skeptic, grab your buddies and get ready to party like it's 1999!

This ain't your grandma's brunch, folks. We're talking culinary masterpieces of the digestive tract. Come hungry, come thirsty, and come ready to cackle uncontrollably at the sheer absurdity of it all.

Remember, Turd Day is a day for letting loose. So put on your craziest outfit and get ready to have a poo party you won't soon forget.

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